Florida Redneck | Why There Are No Black Drivers In Nascar

Top 10 reasons why there are no black drivers in NASCAR:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same time.

# 6 - No speed rated tires for 24" rims with spinners

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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Why there are no black drivers in Nascar