Saturday, November 28, 2009
Florida Redneck Salutes Redneck Values
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and GOD. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you found this blog, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough RedNeck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this blog.
GOD Bless the USA !
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you found this blog, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough RedNeck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this blog.
GOD Bless the USA !
Florida Redneck Best Use Of Duct Tape
This Alaskan Redneck Gets Our vote for the best use of Duct Tape. Who knows what caused this damage to this Piper Super Cub (reports are that it was a bear) but this Alaskan Redneck evidently knows how to put Duct Tape to the best use ever.
Evidently, this Alaskan Redneck has been on a long fishing trip and didn't clean the smell of the fish out of the Super Cub.
Obtaining only 2 new tires, three cases of Duct Tape, and several rolls of cellophane, this Super Cub was back in action.
Evidently, this Alaskan Redneck has been on a long fishing trip and didn't clean the smell of the fish out of the Super Cub.
Obtaining only 2 new tires, three cases of Duct Tape, and several rolls of cellophane, this Super Cub was back in action.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Florida Redneck Brings You Survivor West Virginia Style
Florida Redneck Brings You Survivor West Virginia Style
SURVIVOR: West Virginia Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, we're planning to do our own show entitled 'Survivor: West Virginia Style.'
The contestants will start in Wheeling; travel down to New Martinsville and on to Parkersburg.
From there they will head over to Ripley, Odessa and Summersville.
They will then proceed south to Fayetteville and Beckley; then west through Pineville, Williamson, Logan, Charleston and back to Wheeling.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates, and a large bumper stickers that read:
'I'm Gay'
'NASCAR Sucks'
'Go Pitt'
'Copenhagen is for Idiots'
'Obama in 2012'
'Deer Hunting is Murder'
'Say No to Budweiser'
'I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns'
and
'Go, Michigan'
The first one to make it back to Wheeling alive wins.
Florida Redneck - Florida Redneck Brings You Survivor West Virginia Style
SURVIVOR: West Virginia Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, we're planning to do our own show entitled 'Survivor: West Virginia Style.'
The contestants will start in Wheeling; travel down to New Martinsville and on to Parkersburg.
From there they will head over to Ripley, Odessa and Summersville.
They will then proceed south to Fayetteville and Beckley; then west through Pineville, Williamson, Logan, Charleston and back to Wheeling.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates, and a large bumper stickers that read:
'I'm Gay'
'NASCAR Sucks'
'Go Pitt'
'Copenhagen is for Idiots'
'Obama in 2012'
'Deer Hunting is Murder'
'Say No to Budweiser'
'I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns'
and
'Go, Michigan'
The first one to make it back to Wheeling alive wins.
Florida Redneck - Florida Redneck Brings You Survivor West Virginia Style
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